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The Empire State Building
A man gets off the elevator at the bar on top of the Empire State Building. He is bowled over by the splendor and the view. He orders a drink, and then remarks about how there's a large open window with no guardrails or anything -- someone could fall a long way!
"There's no problem with that, it's completely safe!" says a man dressed in a sharp suit, glasses and a fedora. "Even if you fell out, the building creates a strong updraft current that will bring you right back to safety!"
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All Dressed in White
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl was mesmerized by the whole spectacle.
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When Parliament in New South Wales, Australia, is ready to adjourn, a Member has the honor of giving a short speech before making the motion for adjournment.
This is the actual adjournment speech given on 27 November 2013 by The Honorable Dr. Peter Phelps, who is 45 years old. You'll wish your political representative was so cool.
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