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Category: Religion & Sex

March 4, 2015

Go Forth and Multiply

One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth.

"Adam, you can start by kissing Eve."

"Lord, what is a kiss?" asked Adam.

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Category: Geek & True Story

March 2, 2015

Thwarting Telemarketers

Passed along from my brother -- it was posted on a tech discussion list for audio engineer types.

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I just got home from traveling to Port Townsend over on the Olympic Peninsula. We own a townhouse there, and I needed to go to pick up a car that we left there. My wife was there about a week ago, and accidentally left the answering machine on. I checked it today, and there was not a single message left on it. Usually there would be several, with people pushing satellite systems, etc.

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Category: Misc.

February 27, 2015

Laws for 21st Century Life

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

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